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$421 Million Go Fund Me Donald Trump Bailout Account

The only way to effectively communicate is in a language the other person understands. This simple truism often is obscured, neglected, or rejected in political (lack of) dialog today. “We have a failure to communicate” because we are not speaking the same language even if the discourse is in English and all the words are known to both parties.

Consider an example from the recent election. One of the reasons Trumpicans give for their voting is for the business skills the non-politician candidate brings to the office that politicians lack. This claim is repeated over and over again. As a counterargument, one might claim:

1. He is the biggest individual financial loser in American history.
2. He received $413 million from his father and lost it.
3. He earned over $400 million from a TV show and lost it.
4. His businesses go bankrupt.
5. His organizations are shut down by the government as fraudulent.
6. He owes $421 million and doesn’t have the money to pay it.
7. He never managed anything bigger than a small family business.
8. You can’t manage a successful organization by tweets yet alone impulsive tweets that are based on emotions and not evidence.

Do you think these points would have any impact on a true Trumpican? Do you think if they are reported on a Fake News outlet that suddenly a Trumpican will see the light and exclaim “How could I have accepted such a LOSER as My Lord and Savior, the Chosen One, Blessed Be his Name”?

Of course not. One of the reasons in the previous blog for issuing the “Steal the Election Challenge,” is precisely because if you attempt to devise a way to steal an election, you learn rather quickly that it is easier simply to chant “Fraud” and “Rigged” than to actually figure out how to do it. Think of the one deceased person who voted when it turned out to be a woman who uses the name of her deceased husband for voting registration. It is hard to find one example of deceased voting yet alone thousands that really happened and in the right states in the right amounts to make a difference. How about the rigged voting machines that exist solely as a figment of imagination in the minds of the desperate? Even the lawyers know better and now the rigged vote team is being led by Ridiculous Rudy, Attack Mutt. How much more pathetic could a legal strategy be?

With these thoughts in mind, I wish to propose some ideas that potentially would have some traction with Trumpicans and expose the fraud that their hero is a successful businessman.

$421 MILLION GO FUND ME DONALD TRUMP BAILOUT

How is he going to pay his debts? Here is a solution. Over 70 million people voted for the successful businessman. If each and every one of them contributes $6 to the bailout fund, the debt will be paid off. Is $6 so much to ask? Think of how much he has sacrificed financially by being President. Now he needs your help. Won’t you contribute $6 so he won’t have to go to debtor’s prison?

Guess what has happened in the time since last week when I first had this idea and now when I am writing it? He did set up a Go Fund Me account to pay for the expenses to fight this rigged election. Based on precedence, of course, one has to wonder exactly where the money will end up. Plus given that his own lawyers are bailing out, his expenses are much reduced. Who wants to defend a LOSER with a LOSER case? This isn’t Florida, the OJ murder trial or even Monica Lewinsky. There is no there there. The lawyers have nothing to work with because there is nothing to work with. They don’t want to stand before judges and make fools of themselves because the immature child President can’t accept that he is a LOSER. So what will happen with that money?

The $421 Million GO Fund Me Donald Trump Bailout account aims much bigger and is based on real debts. He can pass the plate at his rallies. He feels a kinship with the TV evangelical preachers who rake in the money anyway. Now it is his turn to cash in.

$270 MILLION JUST WALK AWAY DONALD TRUMP DEBT RELIEF ACT    

Once upon a time, the con artist had a university scam. The hook was he would share his time-tested and proven business techniques with the little people who coughed up the “tuition.” Whereas a Madoff targeted the wealthy, THE DONALD aimed at the gullible wannabees who were ripe for the taking.

The scam was shut down but we now know what one of his time-tested and proven business techniques was – don’t pay your debts, just walk away. The release of his various tax returns shows that better than paying off your loans is simply ignoring them. This action is based on the well-known principle that if you can’t pay back a $1 million loan it is your problem, but if you can’t pay back a $270 million loan it is the bank’s problem. The bank should have known better than to lend that kind of money to you in the first place.

Under the $270 Million Just Walk Away Donald Trump Debt Relief Act, every adult American would have the same right to walk away from a loan up to $270 million without paying it as THE DONALD has.

Do you have student debt? Is it under $270 million? Are you an adult American citizen registered with the $270 Million Just Walk Away Donald Trump Debt Relief Act? Then JUST WALK AWAY!

Do you have a mortgage? Is it under $270 million? Are you an adult American citizen registered with the $270 Million Just Walk Away Donald Trump Debt Relief Act? Then JUST WALK AWAY!

Do you have credit card debt? Is it under $270 million? Are you an adult American citizen registered with the $270 Million Just Walk Away Donald Trump Debt Relief Act? Then JUST WALK AWAY!

The $270 Million Just Walk Away Donald Trump Debt Relief Act can remove a crushing burden from every adult American with loans to pay. Just do THE DONALD and you will be freed from debt as the very successful businessman was (until he screwed up again and now owes $421 million!). Won’t Trumpicans welcome the opportunity to just walk away from loans just as he did? How could Mitch McConnell not champion a bill that is based on exactly what THE DONALD did?

THE DONALD TRUMP $750 TAX CAP

Nobody likes paying taxes. We do it because we are part of We the People at the local, state, and federal level. Imagine if fire and police were paid on a transactional basis. Oh, you want a road paved to your home? Pay up.

However, some people think the world, or at least the country, would be a better place, if no one paid taxes starting with themselves. In honor of that attitude and based on the tax payments disclosed by his financial records, every adult American citizen who registers for the Donald Trump $750 Tax Cap program will have their taxes limited to a maximum of $750 for the next five years. By that end of that time, the government won’t be able afford to do anything and the government footprint will have been removed from enslaved Americans. We will be free at last. NO TAXES. NO GOVERNMENT. JUST SIGN HERE!

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WERE YOU INFECTED?

WAS SOMEONE YOU LOVED INFECTED AND THEN DIED?

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If Trumpicans can be shown the money that can be available to them by following the example of the successful businessman then his being defeated in a landslide of 306 Electoral College votes by the worst presidential candidate in the history of the United States will be easier to accept. But you have to SHOW THEM THE MONEY if you want them to face the truth.