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Santa Claus to Relocate from Vanishing North Pole to Mar-a-Lago

BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! This just in. Santa Claus has announced that this will be the last year he is based at the North Pole. The shrinking ice cap has made it impossible for him to maintain his worldwide operation at that location. Increasingly he is in competition with polar bears for the dwindling food […]

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Time Magazine Awards You May Have Missed

As the year draws to a close, it is the time of awards. While the Time Person of the Year garners a great deal of attention, other awards bestowed by the Magazine may go unnoticed. To rectify that shortcoming, here are some of awards you may have missed. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ADULT AS A […]

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A Tale of Two Countries: December 9, 2019

Report Debunks Anti-Trump Plot in Russia Inquiry (NYT, December 10, 2019) Deep state in deep legal jeaopardy (sic) (Sean Hannity on Foxnews.com) In which country do you live? Do you live in the country that sees the Inspector General Report as one which asserts there is no Deep State and no political assault on Donald […]

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Duped-by-Russia Hannity Again Duped by Russia – Will He Ever Learn?

Remember Seth Rich? He was the first 400-pound Ukrainian to be at the center of the most massive corruption scandal in American history. Night after night, Duped-by-Russia Hannity launched tirades against the murdered Seth Rich and his role in the most massive corruption scandal in American history. Duped-by-Russia Hannity’s ability to weave a coherent fictional […]

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The Gospel According to Rick Perry and the Rule of Law

The Society of Biblical Literature (SBL) and the American Schools of Oriental Research (ASOR) held their annual conferences in San Diego the week before Thanksgiving. The Protestant Evangelical Institute of Biblical Research and the American Academy of Religion also met then. Nothing the approximately 10,000 in attendance said or did made the news. The religious […]

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Putin Declares Candidacy for 2020: “Make Russia Great Again”

Vladimir Putin declared his candidacy for the American Presidential elections in 2020. His campaign theme is “Make Russia Great Again.” He is running for re-election in 2020 based on his success in his first administration. Putin cited as examples of his triumphs: the destabilization of NATO the destabilization of the American-European alliance the destabilization of […]

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HANNITY DEMANDS “FIRST-HAND KNOWLEDGE” WITNESSES BE CALLED

An enraged Duped-by-Russia Hannity practically blew a gasket after the first day of the impeachment hearings. He was so mad steam was shooting forth from his ears and every other opening in his body. He was absolutely furious about the hearings. All the testimony was hearsay. There was no testimony by anyone with first-hand knowledge […]

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Do Republican Senators Have the Civic Integrity of Paula Duncan?

Trumpican Paula Duncan was a juror in the Paul Manafort trial. As such one might have expected her to acquit Manafort on all charges. She would know that the trial was perpetrated by the Deep State witch hunt to remove her Lord and savior, the chosen one, blessed be his name from the presidency. Therefore […]

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